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Standard
BoneStamp
Psuedo Standard BoneStamp.gif (10467 bytes)

1¼"W  X 2"L
Rubber Stamp
+ Includes 1 free Registered Virtual BoneStamp (Version 1.4.1)

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objects of art
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declined invitations
vacation post cards
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When less is more
All paper, metal, wood, or cloth

  Standard BoneStamp $9.99
+ $3.75 Shipping

1 Stamp totals $12.74:
or

 2 Stamps total $16.99?
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Bonestamp Special (2 Standard BoneStamps) $16.99 with FREE SHIPPING! 

Both include two free downloads of Virtual BoneStamp (Version 1.4.1)

 

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BIG MAN'S
BONEstamp
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3"W X 5 3/4"L
Rubber Stamp
+ Includes 1 free Registered Virtual BoneStamp (Version 1.4.1) 

When BIGGER IS BETTER

BIG MAN'S BONEstamp $24.99 with FREE SHIPPING! 

Includes free download of Virtual BoneStamp (Version 1.4.1)
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 *Set o' Bones
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Psuedo Big man.gif (33068 bytes)

Standard Bonestamp
+ BIG MAN'S BONEstamp

Never again have the wrong bone at the wrong time! Buy this package and you get both sized rubber stamps and a pair of Windows 95/98/NT bone flipping applications (one for the office and one for home)!

Set o' Bones (BIG MAN'S BONEstamp + Standard BoneStamp) $26.99 with FREE SHIPPING! 

Includes free download of Virtual BoneStamp (Version 1.4.1)

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Hustler Special
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Four
1¼"W  X 2"L
Rubber Stamps

If you stiff 3 "pals" by selling at the retail price, you can keep the 4th stamp for free and there will be enough  money left over to get your girlfriend a can of contraceptive foam & a bottle of Sloe Gin for her next birthday.

Huster Special (4 Standard BoneStamps) $27.99 with FREE SHIPPING! 

Includes four free downloads of Virtual BoneStamp (Version 1.4.1)

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Frat Man Special
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Dozen 1¼"W  X 2"L
Rubber Stamps
Enough bones to impress or ingratiate or bribe your way into getting what you haven't really earned

 

Frat Man Special (12 Standard Bonestamps) $69.99 with FREE SHIPPING! 

Includes  a dozen free download of Virtual BoneStamp (Version 1.4.1)

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This site is satirical in nature and the products offered for sale are novelty items only intended to be used as humorous gifts and memorabilia There is no pathological psychiatric or psychological condition known as male vengeful stress syndrome so of course there are no appliances to treat it. There is a novelty item called BoneStamp®  and it really can be "a little more dangerous to use than a box of cherry bombs and incendiary bottle rockets." The main reason for this fact is that rage episodes are a public health menace.  Consider how closely  related acute rage episodes are--for victims and perpetrators alike--to beatings, stabbings and shootings. Whoa, let's about traumatic tissue damage leading to loss of life!  Few people realize that chronic rage episodes are incompatible with good health and longevity.   It is probable that people will become more physiologically aroused talking about  events that made them angry than they were aroused by the original events. That means the more you talk about your anger the more angry you become.  It is also known that recent rage episodes are involved in a disproportional number of  fatal automobile "accidents." Finally, even without interpersonal confrontation, rage episodes appear implicated in almost as many deaths from heart attacks and strokes as straining at stool. Of course, I'm a social scientist and not really a medical expert on these matters so you really should check out how all these factors effect your health with your physician. 
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