Your Mother Tongue

The universal appeal of giving the finger obligates us to have special pages for our foreign visitors.  Please note we have only extended our translations as far as the western portion of the "Old World of Western Civilization (French, German, Italian, Portugese, and Spanish)."  We want our visitors to know that we are mindful that "the Orient" is the center of the universe and plan to include translations that are more inclusive of the majority of the world's population in the future.