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TeleFinger forWindows® 9x/NT/2K/XP 

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Computer bone-flipping easy enough for a dope!

Shocking curses and other vulgar noises!

The clear choice of genuine Aristocrats!

A Windows® Application to Flip the Bird!?!  Free!?!

FREE with every order and you can download it today (instant gratification & no shipping charge). (Click for Product Description)


Virtual BoneStamp takes the confusion out of flip-the-bird graphics and puts the delight and satisfaction back into giving the finger by e-mail!

  • Makes vulgar noises to get you, and keep you, in a flip off mood
  • Is downright cheap by itself.
  • Is free with any rubber BoneStamp
  • Includes insulting epithets to accompany your virtual fingers and birds
  • Launches e-bones from "a little hand giving the finger" icon on your system tray (next to the clock).
  • Is equipped with Unequivocal Unsubscribe© to shockingly convey your displeasure to purveyors of unsolicited e-mail subscriptions.
  • Compatible with office drone software (word processors, spreadsheets, data base programs) to liven up the day for even the dead.


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This site is satirical in nature and the products offered for sale are novelty items only intended to be used as humorous gifts and memorabilia There is no pathological psychiatric or psychological condition known as male vengeful stress syndrome so of course there are no appliances to treat it. There is a novelty item called BoneStamp®  and it really can be "a little more dangerous to use than a box of cherry bombs and incendiary bottle rockets." The main reason for this fact is that rage episodes are a public health menace.  Consider how closely  related acute rage episodes are--for victims and perpetrators alike--to beatings, stabbings and shootings. Whoa, let's about traumatic tissue damage leading to loss of life!  Few people realize that chronic rage episodes are incompatible with good health and longevity.   It is probable that people will become more physiologically aroused talking about  events that made them angry than they were aroused by the original events. That means the more you talk about your anger the more angry you become.  It is also known that recent rage episodes are involved in a disproportional number of  fatal automobile "accidents." Finally, even without interpersonal confrontation, rage episodes appear implicated in almost as many deaths from heart attacks and strokes as straining at stool. Of course, I'm a social scientist and not really a medical expert on these matters so you really should check out how all these factors effect your health with your physician. 
Enjoy life and remember your BoneStamp® is for fun so use it carefully.
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