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Okay, I read and understand and agree to the EULA  Below. I'm an adult and old enough to take full responsibility for all my actions and I want a

Virtual BoneStamp® Beta free download now!

Virtual BoneStamp® Ver .99 Beta
Here it is, and for now, absolutely free. Of course, first you must read and agree to the
End User License Agreement

• You understand that you are an end user (who only makes all of this possible) and this licensing agreement (EULA) reflects the fact that software writers have a much better lobby than do software users.   Therefore, you have to begin by promising me that you are at least 18 years old so that when your copy of  this program is confiscated, my ass won't get put in a sling for the fact you have it.  Think about it, if you are under 18, you aren't going to be able to keep this program a secret long. You will probably even be impulsive enough to use it at school until you get caught.  As soon as the school officials and your parents finish making an example of you they will turn on me and try to bounce me off the internet. It may be a free country and they can't silence me but I can't afford to set up my own T3 so that will be the end of BoneStamp.   If you will send me your name and address by e-mail at least three months before your 18th birthday, I'll make sure you get a free copy of Virtual BoneStamp (even if there is no free Beta Download promotion for the public) when you are old enough to send me a copy of your college registration card.  How's that for a fair way to treat young people?
  
• Virtual BoneStamp® Beta  should work on any Windows® 95/98/NT operating system with sufficient RAM and CPU speed (if that sounds vague, it is).  You should download it into it's own folder on your desktop then open it with Explorer or Run. Just because all those conditions have been fulfilled doesn't mean the program will "work" on your computer.  The good news is that this Beta version of the program is free of charge.  The bad news is you have just had all the technical support that is offered. If it doesn't work, feel free to lament by e-mail but don't expect help.  I know it's really a bitch being a lowly End User because until now that's all I've been.  I just don't have the time to support it. 
  
• Virtual BoneStamp® Beta works on both my computers just fine.  It also runs fine on one of my friends computer. It is intended to run just as well on yours. The thing is, it may not.   It's not supposed to melt your mother board or destroy your disk drives but from my experience anything can happen when you introduce a new program to your system.  So, by downloading you agree that I  imply no warranty for anything associated with this program, for all I know, there is a possibility that just the process of downloading will lead to your technical, intellectual, moral, social, and economic ruin.   That means that even if you can prove my little program caused your home to burn down and your wife to become a promiscuous nymphomaniac, it's not my responsibility. You surrendered all your rights to hold me responsible for your woes as a condition of downloading the software.  Now, if your house burns down and your wife becomes a promiscuous nymphomaniac, that would be some damn bad luck and I would feel sorry for you.  On the other hand, after installing the program, if either your stereo or your wife starts to smoke, call the fire department and the newspaper; not your lawyer or me.
  
• Virtual BoneStamp® Beta generates what we social scientists call a reactive stimulus.  In fact, the existence of the program itself is a reactive stimulus. You could get in trouble just having it on your computer, even before you lay a "bone" on anybody. You may think every nuance of Virtual BoneStamp® Beta  it's funny but somebody else might take really big issue with the fact you have it or used it.  So, if all Hell breaks loose when you download this program and your life is ruined, call a chaplain; don't call me or your lawyer.
  

• You once again affirm that you are an end user (who only makes all of this possible) and this licensing agreement (lowly-EULA) provides that should you copy this program and parts of it and resell it or even distribute the program for free you will be in violation of the spirit of software writers and many of the laws of the United States of America.  Not withstanding that J. Edgar Hoover used to regularly dress up like a woman, you understand that should you give this program away to even one of your friends, the FBI will hunt you down as if you  just blew up the Boulder Dam. Finally, you also accept that all civil state and Federal Courts, all major and minor religious deities, and Santa Claus, himself, forbid you to participate in any copyright, patent or intellectual property violations related to this software.  Violaters will be punished by never getting another Christmas present and will most likely be sent straight to Hell. Of course, it is okay to use the program to flip the bone to others as long as you don't do it for profit.

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