The Set d'Bone Finger Collection
The Perfect Gift for the Imperfect Person

All Together for as Little as $26.99
Get both sized stamps and more copies than you need of the original and only E-Mail Flip-Off  Application for Windows 9x/NT/2000/XT!  All in a special set so you will never again be caught without the perfect tool to meet every give-the-finger occasion.

BoneStamp® + BIG MAN'S BONEstamp® +two copies of Virtual BoneStamp®. Seriously, you will never forgive yourself for not taking this offer if we disappear into cyberspace tomorrow.  The perfect size appliance for every moment of male stress.  If you are going to have regrets in your life, regret you bought too many bones, not that you missed your chance to own a bone collection ("Of all the words of tongue and pen, the saddest are it might have been").  Skip dinner but buy Set o' Bones Special. And you'll save almost $30 off the price of each item sold separately.

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This site is satirical in nature and the products offered for sale are novelty items only intended to be used as humorous gifts and memorabilia There is no pathological psychiatric or psychological condition known as male vengeful stress syndrome so of course there are no appliances to treat it. There is a novelty item called BoneStamp®  and it really can be "a little more dangerous to use than a box of cherry bombs and incendiary bottle rockets." The main reason for this fact is that rage episodes are a public health menace.  Consider how closely  related acute rage episodes are--for victims and perpetrators alike--to beatings, stabbings and shootings. Whoa, let's about traumatic tissue damage leading to loss of life!  Few people realize that chronic rage episodes are incompatible with good health and longevity.   It is probable that people will become more physiologically aroused talking about  events that made them angry than they were aroused by the original events. That means the more you talk about your anger the more angry you become.  It is also known that recent rage episodes are involved in a disproportional number of  fatal automobile "accidents." Finally, even without interpersonal confrontation, rage episodes appear implicated in almost as many deaths from heart attacks and strokes as straining at stool. Of course, I'm a social scientist and not really a medical expert on these matters so you really should check out how all these factors effect your health with your physician. 
Enjoy life and remember your BoneStamp® is for fun so use it carefully.

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