The BIG MAN's BONEstamp®
BIG
MAN'S BONEstamp $24.99 with FREE SHIPPING! Includes a free download
of Virtual BoneStamp.
A BIG
MAN'S BONEstamp® will give you the illusion of wielding damn big power to the moment you
are apprehended.
To leave
a lifetime impression of intellectual disapproval and personal disrespect with just one
brief communication, this is the perfect personal appurtenance.
Just
think of stamping that big bone on documents destined for your least favored subordinates.
Imagine
the thrill of imprinting the bulletin boards of long-term insufferable control freaks.
What
great big personal assault on some poor bastard's dignity is issued with every loud,
dramatic stamp you make.
To use
the BIG MAN'S BONEstamp®, regardless of gender, you better have damn big balls. There is
nothing egalitarian about BIG MAN'S BONEstamp®.
It
separates those who eagerly flaunt what they've got
from those who hide in fear (or respond with appropriate modesty).
If you
have to ask what it costs or what could happen to you for using it, you are not a
candidate to own it.
This
site is satirical in nature and the
products offered for sale are novelty
items only intended to be used as
humorous gifts and memorabilia There is
no pathological psychiatric or
psychological condition known as male
vengeful stress syndrome so of course
there are no appliances to treat it.
There is a novelty item called BoneStamp®
and it really can be "a little more
dangerous to use than a box of cherry
bombs and incendiary bottle
rockets." The main reason for this
fact is that rage episodes are a public
health menace. Consider how
closely related acute rage
episodes are--for victims and
perpetrators alike--to beatings,
stabbings and shootings. Whoa, let's
about traumatic tissue damage leading to
loss of life! Few people realize
that chronic rage episodes are
incompatible with good health and
longevity. It is probable
that people will become more
physiologically aroused talking about
events that made them angry than they
were aroused by the original events.
That means the more you talk about your
anger the more angry you become.
It is also known that recent rage
episodes are involved in a
disproportional number of fatal
automobile "accidents."
Finally, even without interpersonal
confrontation, rage episodes appear
implicated in almost as many deaths from
heart attacks and strokes as straining
at stool. Of course, I'm a social
scientist and not really a medical
expert on these matters so you really
should check out how all these factors
effect your health with your physician.
Enjoy
life and remember your BoneStamp® is
for fun so use it carefully.
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