• Hardwood mahogany to insure your Bone will survive as a useful heirloom for generations of your scions.
• Special authentication nameplate:
  • Heavy duty, rigid aluminum
  • BoneStamp website Logo
  • Indented with a unique serial number
  • Black-filled numbers
  • Protected with a clear baked finish.
• Imported rubber gently molded into a primitive, powerful sign whose meaning hasn't become obsolete in over 2000 years

• Stylish appearance designed to make it a coveted possession over your family's entire tenure of ownership:
  • May become so valuable that you will only have to borrow on it to send your children to College.

• Sized perfectly to accompany your signature whenever it is forced under duress:
  • Bank checks
  • Thank you notes
  • Overdue invoices
  • Subpoenas
  • Vacation postcards
  • RSVP Cards

• Is grasped with the prehensile thumb against the index finger while simultaneously being gently caressed by the palm.
• Is only one satisfying flick of the wrist from tapping an ink pad; and almost reflexively the forearm recoils;
• Allows the motion to flow seamlessly into a second, more authoritative downstroke;
• Manifests personal disrespect and revulsion on your behalf

• 1¼" wide
• 2" long
• Red rubber die
• Black cushioned pad
• Hardwood mahogany molding block
• Double stain finish
• Special serialized nameplate
• Sanded edges
• Sculpted to the adult hand
• Many lifetimes of stamping pleasure.

• It can be flicked like a feather on a hot, lazy Sunday afternoon
• It can be used to pound away, like a jackhammer, all night.
• It never tires.
• It never complains.
• It never wants to talk about it.
• It understands the terrible burden that is imposed on your pulsing, throbbing soul as you wait for your episode of homicidal rage to pass.

Decades of bliss (perhaps, for multiple generations) priced at slightly less than two six packs of imported beer--only an alcoholic wouldn't order a BoneStamp today.