Registered Rubber Stamp that
Flips the Bird"
1 Stamp totals
2 Stamps total $16.99?
Don't be a dope, choose the Special:
BoneStamp® is built for a Millennium of
proud family ownership:
mahogany to insure your Bone will
survive as a useful heirloom for
generations of your scions.
duty, rigid aluminum
with a unique serial number
with a clear baked finish.
rubber gently molded into a primitive,
powerful sign whose meaning hasn't
become obsolete in over 2000 years
appearance designed to make it a coveted
possession over your family's entire
tenure of ownership:
become so valuable that you will only
have to borrow on it to send your
children to College.
the hand tool:
Sized perfectly to
accompany your signature whenever it is
forced under duress:
with the prehensile thumb against the
index finger while simultaneously being
gently caressed by the palm.
Is only one
satisfying flick of the wrist from
tapping an ink pad; and almost
reflexively the forearm recoils;
motion to flow seamlessly into a second,
more authoritative downstroke;
personal disrespect and revulsion on
- Thank you
- 1¼" wide
- 2" long
- Red rubber die
- Black cushioned pad
- Hardwood mahogany
- Double stain finish
- Special serialized
- Sanded edges
- Sculpted to the
- Many lifetimes of
- It can be flicked like a
feather on a hot, lazy Sunday afternoon
- It can be used to pound
away, like a jackhammer, all night.
- It never tires.
- It never complains.
- It never wants to talk
- It understands the
terrible burden that is imposed on your
pulsing, throbbing soul as you wait for
your episode of homicidal rage to pass.
of bliss (perhaps, for multiple
generations) priced at slightly less
than two six packs of imported
beer--only an alcoholic wouldn't order a BoneStamp today.
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