BoneStamp Enters the Remote Flip the Bird Fray

1. BoneStamp products represent your thousand words of displeasure/disdain with a primitive, simple  anatomical image conveyed by either ink or electrons to bestow the gift of your upraised middle finger.  

2. Remotely shoving your finger in the face of an adversary  temporarily restores your power in the situation (especially if you aren't worried about your long term credibility or health). 

3. Whether bridging the confrontational gap with e-mail (Virtual BoneStamp) or rubber stamp and ink (standard BoneStamp or BIG MAN'S BONEstamp) we have the flip off software/hardware to make it possible. 

Look, there is a real need, someone has to make and sell these things. 
The problem is that it is difficult to offer a tasteful website when the product being offered is so vulgar.

• We should be reminded that the word "vulgar" stems from the Latin root meaning "common" and not "obscene" or "tasteless." 

  • There is no question the flip the bird gesture imprinted by BoneStamp is common; even base.  It is this very common quality that gives the signal it's popularity and longevity. 

  • To give the finger is timeless and has never become obsolete

    • Flipping the Bird Was Embraced in Ancient Rome;

    • Giving the Finger Prospered and spread in Northern Europe and Britain during the dark ages;

    • The "Flip the Bird" Gesture Arrived in tact in the New World aboard the Mayflower. 

  • Precisely, because it is so common and base, we find giving the finger curiously delicious ("delicioso," as Fellini put it). 

• The waving middle finger has a meaning that is coarse; its implied threat is primitively ominous.  

  • To flip the bird makes a man feel like a real man, like the sentient beings men once were.

    • Not a politically correct emasculated drone-man

    • Not a modern shrink wrapped drone-man

    • Not an industrial/nerd/all-head drone-man

  • When a middle finger is thrust into the air in anger, we hear the call of the wild;

  • We get a glimpse of real masculine nervous excitement;

    • the kind of excitement that comes from brutally chopping down a tree (felling  a "widow maker");

    • Not  the kind of nervous excitement that comes from toadying up to a garbage man wondering if he will accept an unbound bundle of recycled newspapers. 

Attention: Clever Retail Merchants, Bartenders, Traveling Salesmen, Bouncers, Realtors, Pimps, Cocktail Waitresses & Drug Dealers!  We have Wholesales Deals on Bones by the partial gross.