Give the Finger Fine Art Illustration

Is Depression just Anger without the Enthusiasm?

What a terrible thing it is when fine art is lost forever to a civilization.  Regretfully, when it comes to renditions of the bone, we have a 2400 year period when every bone masterpiece was destroyed.  Those bones, shunned by museums and other cultural forums, were inevitably destroyed by the embarrassed family members of the recently departed artist.  It is shocking that the fine drawings, frescos, and oils by Michaelangelo, Leonardo, Titian, Van Gogh, and Rodin were dumped just because the Pope wouldn't have them in his walls or ceilings or display them in his chapel.  Think about it, even Andy Worhol didn't leave us a bone to celebrate.

To correct this situation, BoneStamp® is pleased to provide below, the first public gallery of flip off illustrations.   Artists whose work is selected for display have the option to be identified  so that patrons of the arts will be able to contact the artist directly regarding future commissions.  To submit a bone for this shrine, please print the the page with the submission form and use it to submit your drawing. It may not be the Sistine ceiling but  it's better than letting your embarrassed relatives dump your bones with your ashes. (As a starting point for aspiring artist, we suggest our BoneModel page where the flipping of the bone can be studied in all its skeletal glory.  Not that you have to be anatomically correct in your rendition.  Non-artists may enjoy this informative animation to see just what is going on under their skin when they give someone the finger.)  

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This site is satirical in nature and the products offered for sale are novelty items only intended to be used as humorous gifts and memorabilia There is no pathological psychiatric or psychological condition known as male vengeful stress syndrome so of course there are no appliances to treat it. There is a novelty item called BoneStamp®  and it really can be "a little more dangerous to use than a box of cherry bombs and incendiary bottle rockets." The main reason for this fact is that rage episodes are a public health menace.  Consider how closely  related acute rage episodes are--for victims and perpetrators alike--to beatings, stabbings and shootings. Whoa, let's about traumatic tissue damage leading to loss of life!  Few people realize that chronic rage episodes are incompatible with good health and longevity.   It is probable that people will become more physiologically aroused talking about  events that made them angry than they were aroused by the original events. That means the more you talk about your anger the more angry you become.  It is also known that recent rage episodes are involved in a disproportional number of  fatal automobile "accidents." Finally, even without interpersonal confrontation, rage episodes appear implicated in almost as many deaths from heart attacks and strokes as straining at stool. Of course, I'm a social scientist and not really a medical expert on these matters so you really should check out how all these factors effect your health with your physician. 
Enjoy life and remember your BoneStamp® is for fun so use it carefully.

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